Answer the following questions to receive your very own story. You don't need to try to be funny with your answers, that's our job. In fact, it's better if you just answer the questions as honestly as possible. We're not afraid of the mundane.

1) If you had to pick your favorite subject at school, which would you pick? This probably says something about your personality, but we aren't qualified to determine that.

2)Someone once told you you resemble an inanimate object. Which one?I know it hurts to be called an object, but try to get through the pain long enough to answer.

3)You were riding the bus and met someone with an interesting job. What do they do? How interesting could their job be if they have to ride the bus?

4)Ever since that bad camp experience, you are deathly afraid of? Should be self-explanatory, but the short version is, "What scares the bejeebers out of you?

5)What is the subject of your biggest secret? If you feel compelled to tell us the whole secret, go ahead. I just hope there's enough room in this little box.

Okay, here's how this works. You fill in the blanks. The more the better. Send your answers to the Slow Kids, and we send you a story. This DOES NOT fill out some form that kicks back a FORM STORY that is only marginally personalized (those are SOOOO LAME).

One of the Slow Kids will actually take YOUR suggestions (Yes, like improv.) and make up a story JUST FOR YOU! If you feel compelled to include your name, great! If you give us your e-mail address, we may at some point, A) return your story and B) send you more information about the slow kids. Wouldn't that be nice?!? Remember, these are original stories, and may take some time, but you will get it back.

Simply fill out the boxes above and below, and VIOLA! We send your story.

 

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